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No, I'm Not Dead.

2009-06-10T00:03:07Z

Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated, although this was the last known photo of me taken when I was trapped in the cold and endless darkness of space. Why have I not posted stuff for so long? It's hard to say... in fact, it's quite...

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Bright Magical Invention?

2009-03-22T23:22:45Z

It's official - Wii Fit is now a part of my life. Every day at around 7PM, I jump onto the Wii Balance Board and get my BMI reading. The picture above was the first BMI reading I got from it, and I was kind of shocked. Obese? Me? Overweight, ye...

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Scottish Highs And Kotaku Lows.

2009-03-03T23:35:34Z

Edinburgh was a lovely place to visit. Extremely lovely in all ways - lovely people, lovely places, lovely architechture, lovely dramatic mountainous vistas. It's something I've not really done before - gone out to a place by myself. You look a...

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Another Reason To Hate London.

2009-02-10T15:09:22Z

Live in London? You've no doubt fully experienced the joy of thick flurries of snowfall, rolling large snowballs at people and filming them on your mobile phones to upload on YouTube and building elaborate snowmen which have been photographed b...

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"It's Meeeeee, Threeeee Dog!"

2009-01-24T01:23:42Z

"You must be the only person who hates taking days off work for being sick". I see these words manifest themselves onto my television during another rummage through the Capitol Wasteland of Washington DC, It's noon and I'm already frustrated wi...

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It Begins!

2009-01-08T00:54:09Z

Happy New Year! I've been a bit tardy on this blog, though with good reason - Wheelman has gobbled up my free-time like some kind of pilled-up workaholic. Thankfully the light can be seen at the end of the tunnel and we're finishing up with a l...

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From The Mouths Of Highly-Paid TV Presenters...

2008-11-08T23:49:23Z

"He f**ked your grand-daughter!" These words bounced through my ears and into my brain before it registered that this was not only a shocking thing to say on an elderly actor's answerphone, but was also bloody funny. The actor in question was ...

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The Long Road

2008-10-24T00:01:13Z

"Are we there yet?" yelled the kids in unison. I shook my vision clear and look out towards the vast desert road which stretched before me and my sweat-covered steering wheel. I study the road surface once more - it seemed a little more detaile...

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When Cold Water Attacks!

2008-09-29T22:24:25Z

I remember when the word "crunch" was a word which I associated with tasty breakfast treats. It's biscuits. It's the soothing sound of a booted foot flattening virginal snow on a cold December morning. Now the word has a much more sinister mean...

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Earning My Wings

2008-09-04T22:35:27Z

This blog has been drifting about my consciousness since last Monday after touching down at Newcastle International with memories of the mass gathering of the gaming populace of Europe - Leipzig 08. The last trade show I attended was ECTS 2002 ...

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